"Ahh, the hypochondriac’s back. And what is it this time?”
"Well, my lead pipe hurts a little." 

"Ahh, the hypochondriac’s back. And what is it this time?”

"Well, my lead pipe hurts a little." 



"….who’re you?"

"….who’re you?"


"She does too! She’s loaded with meat! She’s got more meat than a cow!”

"She does too! She’s loaded with meat! She’s got more meat than a cow!”


"Hey jumbo, how would you like it if Leela said you were sexy and she wanted to make love with you?”


"No one hoots at my captain unless they’re prepared to take it to the next level."

"No one hoots at my captain unless they’re prepared to take it to the next level."


Happy Valentine’s Day, meatbags!

Happy Valentine’s Day, meatbags!


"It’s like a party in my mouth, and everyone’s throwing up."

"It’s like a party in my mouth, and everyone’s throwing up."


"What’s that black cracker?"
*crunch*
"…a tomato."

"What’s that black cracker?"

*crunch*

"…a tomato."